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• Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

• I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

• When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke..

• The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

• Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.

 

• The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

• Best conversations always happen late in the night. 🙂

• Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

• The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

• I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

 

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• Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

• I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it

• Its awesome .. when some one understands u more than u..! 🙂

• Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.

• Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand.

• Honesty is the best gift you can give.

 

• When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

• Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

• I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

• Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.

• Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.

 

• I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

• The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

• Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!

• I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

• Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

• Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

• That feeling when you enter to a store & they play your favorite song 🙂

• One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

 

• God is really creative, i mean..just look at me.

• The only normal people you know are the ones you don’t know very well.

• Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a ‘lol’ at the end of it.

• Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

• I still miss him, I miss him, I’m missing him.

• Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.

• The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.

• Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<)

• That ‘Awesome moment’, when you see someone’s status,and you know it’s aimed at you 🙂

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• That awesome moment when we bunkers get more marks !! Than attenders 😀 😉

• I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

• That Amazing Moment.. When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne.. But, The HeadphOnes Save Its Life.. ^_-

• I don’t want to earn my living, I want to live.

• People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

• May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.

• The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.

• The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you. 🙂

• Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.

• When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

• That Awesome Moment, When You Find A Free WiFi In Public Places.. 😀

• The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

• I’m jealous of my parents, i’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

• Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

 

• I miss your smile but I miss my own even more.

• Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.

• Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up

• Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

• I like crazy people, especially those who don’t see the risk.

• Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.

• I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.